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Keep Moving Forward

straycatj:
“hakeacarapace:
“Oh look it’s @straycatj
”
Isopod……
”
straycatj:
“hakeacarapace:
“Oh look it’s @straycatj
”
Isopod……
”
straycatj:
“hakeacarapace:
“Oh look it’s @straycatj
”
Isopod……
”

writing smut like

gayfour:

the-haiku-bot:

thisiswhymomworries:

3tno:

thisiswhymomworries:

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

tier 3 (clinical,

too formal, but not cheesy):

groin, penis, phallus

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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(via beththebubbly)

fatefulfindings:

fatefulfindings:

clumsyoctopus:

you get an invite to a gay wedding

you open the card

“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”

File this under posts from 2012 that deal immense psychic damage

happy 10th birthday to one of the posts of all time

(via mutecrows)

janemorris:

princesable:

princesable:

cant even dm my friends anymore they immediately start roleplaying being medieval serfs

not making this up btw

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You do it to yourself

(via say-anything-fix-me)

help-help-i-need-an-adult:

socialistexan:

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I’d say this man has no original ideas and he just buys good ideas from other people with his dad’s emerald mine money, but that’s not true, it’s just that all of the original ideas are a hot shitty garbage.

Rip Twitter, I won’t miss you.

Good time to remember that his space company is called SpaceX.

He has 1 shitty idea.

(via kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd)

yorkshirelarrie:

put in the tags:

  • your first concert
  • your last concert
  • your next concert
  • your favourite concert

(via eitherbreakmyheart)

no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

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Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

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Hey uh brand new addition

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(via 1313-mocking-bird-lane)

jadedanddark:

Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will “play music” for hours at a time. When it’s too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.

The humans hate this so, so much.

Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females

Steve: what

Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life

Steve:

Steve: mother fu–

(via 1313-mocking-bird-lane)

jimnutto-deactivated20230114:

christopher575:

unicouniuni:

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Uni.

HEY LADIES … … … … … … … DID YOU KNOW

UHHHHHHHHH

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(via spongebobssquarepants)

eternallovers65:

Just saw someone on Twitter complain about the lack of Japanese people in Oppenheimer, and what did you expect??? Did you want the final act to be the bomb dropping and see people burning alive???

The reason why we don’t see a Japanese perspective is because one, including a Japanese perspective, just to see how bad the suffering was would be exploitation. Two, to see an accurate and sensitive take on how the japanese felt about Oppenheimer, Christopher Nolan (as incredible as he is) isn’t the right person to do this. And three, it’s based on Oppenheimer’s biography

Oppenheimer, the movie, literally shows you white people doing something evil and just incredible inhumane because they removed themselves away, both emotionally and physically, from the people they are hurting. Nagasaki and Hiroshima only exist in those men’s distant thoughts and imaginations. One guy literally asks to take a city off the bombing because that’s where he had his honeymoon. It’s disturbing and unsettling, as if those people were not real human beings. The lack of Japanese people drives the entire point home.

Also, Japanese cinema is right there. Barefoot Gen, Grave of the Fireflies, or Hiroshima (responsible for showing to many Americans the effects of the bombs for the first time) are just a few of the many, many decades of post-war Japanese movies we have

(via a-blog-type-thing)

jervae:
“ juicyvelourtracksuit:
“ nonjudgementalme:
“A Baddie
”
that eye…. she knows
”
What’s her Instagram???
”
jervae:
“ juicyvelourtracksuit:
“ nonjudgementalme:
“A Baddie
”
that eye…. she knows
”
What’s her Instagram???
”

jervae:

juicyvelourtracksuit:

nonjudgementalme:

A Baddie

that eye…. she knows 

What’s her Instagram???

(via fandomsandbacon)

hilariouslarry:

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(via fandomsandbacon)

cringesunday:

the worst thing in the world is doing things. the second worst thing in the world is not doing things. how has no one ever come up with a solution for this

(via consulting-timelady)

ratwagon:

guillermo de la cruz is literally THE most character of all time. hes gay. hes latino. hes fat. hes badass. hes sexy. hes a serial killer. hes a mamas boy. hes insane. hes the most normal one here. hes by birth and lineage a vampire killer. hes spent 13 years trying to become a vampire. hes my best friend hes my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, hes my sweet cheese my good time boy

(via historical-heretic)